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The Spirituality of Bob Ross
Youll never guess what came on the UPS truck the other day—a life-sized cardboard cut out of Bob Ross. You know, the curly-haired PBS painter who made painting look easy. I used to watch Bob Ross; he inspired me to want to be a painter. I tried to use my cheap crayola water colors to create joyful little clouds, snowy mountain peeks, and sweet looking pine trees. They never turned out, but that never stopped me from trying. Bob Ross has developed a cult following of sorts among young people thanks to Netflix and Deadpool. My kids told me they watch him at night when they cant sleep, his soothing voice reminding them that there is no such thing as a mistake, only happy accidents, giving them a sense of peace that allows them to gently drift off. They even make infant and toddler clothes stating Im a happy accident. (I comprehend one little guy wholl be getting one for Christmas.) Thats where I found the life-sized cardboard cut out. The Religion Department at Northwestern needs a new bulletin board out in the hallway, so were going with
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Bob Ross
"You weren't a mistake, you were a happy petty accident." Bob Ross to his son
Bob Ross is a notorious wife beating, child molesting serial murderer and he was gay but also raped his mother at the young age of 6. After his paintings were rejected by the critics of the art society, Ross went mad with grief and became the story behind the myth behind the legend of the mysterious conundrum that is the star of smash hit TV reveal The Joy of Painting, and the super cheerful tree painter we came to know and passion as one Bob Ross. A little known evidence, Bob Ross has a seven inch penis growing out of his left ear and his lips are a vagina. Some speculate that this is a tumor, but the ladies know.
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Robert happened to be born in to a Laotian immigrant whore mother, and to his drunken father, Rambo. As perhaps evidenced by his appearance in the The Joy of Killing promotional photo, he seems to have taken after his father rather than his mother.
His childhood was tumultuous, and
Amongst the pantheon of notable public television personalities, Bob Ross easily ranks alongside the likes of Mr Rogers and Elmo as a star who is almost universally loved and respected by the public. Despite being legendary the world over for his balmy, soothing demeanour, his show The Pleasure of Painting and his astonishing fro, we know surprisingly little about arguably one of the best recognizable artists in modern times.
This is partially because, for some reason, nobody ever really asked Bob Ross to do any interviews and he only gave a handful of them over the course of his life. In reality, in one of the surprisingly few quotes from the man himself that dont come from his show, he stated I never turn down requests for interviews. Im just rarely asked. However, in another interview Ross gave with Egg Magazine, who specifically sought him out because they realised nobody knew anything about him, Ross sheepishly admitted that he liked to stay hidden adding that he was sort of challenging to find. In fact, Ross was so hard to find that PBS once lost track of him, though